I was only looking at my fingernails--You won't BELIEVE what happened next!!! (#3 WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!(DOCTORS HATE HIM!!!!!!!!))

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 01/31/2017 at 23:49 • Filed to: None

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Fingernails!!

Look at your index fingernail head-on.

It kinda looks like a first-gen Lexus SC, right?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 01/31/2017 at 23:54

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TheHondaBro > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/31/2017 at 23:55

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SINGLE BROS IN YOUR AREA

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/31/2017 at 23:55

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DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > TheHondaBro 01/31/2017 at 23:55

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I think you’re hot boxing with Torch right now.

TheHondaBro > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 01/31/2017 at 23:57

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My dream is to get high with Torchinsky in a period-correct VW Type-2.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 23:57

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NO ONE INVITED YOU LOBSTER

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 23:58

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/01/2017 at 00:03

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TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/01/2017 at 00:06

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HEY STOP COMING BACK YOU’RE BANNED FOR 120 DAYS

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fhrblig > TheHondaBro 02/01/2017 at 00:10

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Try this one weird trick to lose belly fat and/or lower your car insurance

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/01/2017 at 00:11

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lobster pls

TheHondaBro > fhrblig 02/01/2017 at 00:11

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Don’t have to worry about belly fat or car insurance when you’re dead...

fhrblig > TheHondaBro 02/01/2017 at 00:13

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OMG that’s the trick! WHO TOLD YOU???

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig 02/01/2017 at 00:15

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That’s the One Simple Trick™ Uncle Sam DOESN’T want you to know!

TheHondaBro > fhrblig 02/01/2017 at 00:16

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fhrblig > TheHondaBro 02/01/2017 at 00:19

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GAAAAAH!

Monkey B > TheHondaBro 02/01/2017 at 00:19

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looks like the shit I dig out of my nails after a long day at work...

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 02/01/2017 at 00:20

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Tim Heidecker really went off the rails.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/01/2017 at 00:54

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I’m still laughing at this one.

wiffleballtony > TheHondaBro 02/01/2017 at 09:14

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wiffleballtony > TheHondaBro 02/01/2017 at 09:15

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And that’s when the aliens make first contact